Every time that http://sailorfailures.tumblr.com/ reblogs me, I get like… 20 more followers.

We just broke 300! Thanks, everyone!

Movable Waist and Arms? It sure doesn’t look like it.

fyeahvideogamebootlegs:

As cute as this was, I don’t think I want it for $20. 

 In the lost 6th season of the anime, Sailor Moon’s upgrade was Kero-chan and she had fun times with Sakura and stuff

…no, really, it actually happened and stuff

sailormooncollectibles:

can you spot the senshi masks? XD

They blend in so well with those uh… those…

stariki:

lol bought this backpack at value village yesterday for 4 bucks

Thanks to prideandprejudiceaddict for bringing this to my attention.

The world famous comic strip, Peanuts, by Charles M… what’s that you say?

“Sailor Meroory” 

I was going through an old memory box and found this little gem. Fighting evil by moonlight, fixing typos by daylight.

Never running from a real fight, she is the one named Sailor Moorn

Sailor Mars, soldier of thunder and co— wait what?

Something in the spirit of the blog, though not technically a bootleg.

Some sort of trampy marching band Minako.

sailorfailures:

Now seems about as good a time as any to pull this one out as well.

“The designation “Moon in a Sailor Suit” (Луна в Матроске) appeared in Sailor Moon’s introduction speech in the first run, and was subject to frequent parody in Russian media due to its surreality.”

The More You Know